30 Hilarious Tweets That Absolutely Nail It When It Comes To The Real Side Of Marriage

30 Hilarious Tweets That Absolutely Nail It When It Comes To The Real Side Of Marriage

I thought that marrying my Walt would change my life…We wouldn’t need ‘date nights’ because we’d spend every night together; we’d share the chores evenly; we’d find a temperature we can both agree on for the bedroom. Well let me tell all you engaged lovebirds, NONE of that freakin’ happened!

Guys, marriage is just as ‘meh’ as being single except you actually have to put someone else’s feelings in mind! And before you all say this is just my marriage – me and Walt are as strong as Kimye I tell you – these tweets prove I’m not the only one who feels this way!

For those of you who are married, sit back with a drink and get ready to belly laugh at some of these; engaged people, maybe brace yourself for some hard truths; and finally, you singletons… stay that freakin’ way! Trust me on this one…

Marriage at its finest, peeps…

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We have ALL been there!

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Don’t you just hate it when they’re the one that’s right…

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If Walt did this, divorce papers would be on his side of the bed within hours…

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I guess spouses are useful for something…

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These things are important, y’all!

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I still don’t know how Walt thought I was ‘the one’…

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Is there a harder decision in life? I think not!

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No one likes a smart ass do they, Walt…

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Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy!

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Ahhhh, romance at its finest…

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I told y’all that honesty is best…

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Marriage makes men freakin’ stupid I tell ya!

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Rather that than waste my time on two trips, amma right?!

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I dislike Chad’s attitude but I equally know we all start diets to fail them. It’s just what we women do…

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I told y’all men go stupid once they get that ring on their finger!

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Maybe it’s not just men…

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Sounds like she’s found a keeper, to be fair!

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The phrase ‘Never send a man to do a woman’s job’ is so well known for reasons like this…

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She has a fair point here:

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It’s more than my Walt does but still, it’s not great is it?

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Once you get children into the mix, it goes even further down the drain!

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This is the kind of thing you singletons will have no idea about… how I envy your innocent brains…

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This is a heartbreak we all experience post-hair appointment…

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I fully agree with her sentiment here.

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I can’t decide if this is cute or an insult… I’m thinking the latter!

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S.T.U.P.I.D. Freakin’ stupid!

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Oh yeah, I wonder how much of your shit she puts up with too…

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Anyone else’s other halves a douche like this?

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Sometimes the pros outweigh cons of your situation…

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All this in mind, marriage is (mainly) good and I do love my Walt – don’t let on though!

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